"As a plus, random little girls might hit on you"

My hair is stick straight and a couple inches past my shoulders. And I am bored. I used to have total hair OCD, wanting a new cut every few weeks, but never really liking anything that I came up with. Finally, I just decided to give up, and let it grow, with the only trims my own, DIY fringe-cuts that may or may not have all taken place at 11:30 at night. Besides the point.

But lately, I've been wanting to go short. Boy short. I'm not totally convinced that I have the facial features to pull it off, and the last thing I want is to have to compensate by wearing copious amounts of eye makeup and skirts lest I'm actually mistaken for a guy. And it doesn't help that I already dress like my father. We've discussed this before. But honestly, what can you say when tempted with these lovely styles?


And of course, we can't forget the ubiquitous Agyness Dean:


Although when I mentioned my hair dilemma to my sister, she suggested something more along the lines of this:

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And to be honest, I wasn't quite sure what to say to that. Except that any and all psychological trauma that I will suffer as an adult will be entirely her fault. True story.

- The Tubsters